You know, I really hated Skool... those were bad Dayz. I had Short Back and Sides, and my Uncle Pete would take me in his car (the one with the Sick Paint Job) to school and tell me about his dealings with KKConnor…
I thought Skool was over but No! I Was Wong as We Were Only On A Break - and it's not over for you freshers either… After Term 1, now that you're One of Our Own, now that you can catch a few balls, whack a few pints and throw the odd single, all the while Seeking Approval from older members? You truly thought your dodgeball Skooling was over?
Wong Again! Dodgeball are going to Skool Dayz, where the Chunder is First Class, the purple is 3Dangmensional and Sam, who Likes it Dirty, is Pounding his mum. I hope none of you are on No Carbs because we expect people to be downing plenty of purple tonight (and Spitters are Quitters so make sure you whack them down)!
But before we go to Skool Dayz we've gotta give out the official uniform of the School of Warwick Dodge: SOCIAL SHIRTS aka the most important piece of clothing you will ever acquire (it’s a good thing you’ve lost yours then eh, Mehrdad? Clumsy Twat). This is where your Dodge education comes to an end as we celebrate together by downing pints (or quarters in the case of our teacher Mrs No Cock), give you your eagerly awaited social shirt names and finish the night dancing to trash music of your school childhood.
These names will stick with you for the rest of your life (yes it really is that dramatic), so don’t be a Dopey Dick - make sure you come to Skool Dayz (it doesn't matter if you've already Taken the PhD, all are welcome x)! Be at T-Bar for circle at 7, don't be late since we hear our resident professors Mrs No Cock and Dr Anal Dribble may be forced to give you a Colinoscopy as a punishment (you’d hate to see it happen).
Menry Dangles x
TL;DR - 7pm for 7.30pm @ T-Bar, WEAR SOCIAL SHIRTS TO CIRCLE.
P.S. We don't care about what you wear to Skool Dayz, but the uniform for the School of Warwick Dodge is Social Shirts - there will be punishments for not following the dress code.
(Freshers don't worry, under Section 20.1 of the Rules and Regulations of Dodge Circle it says "Social Secs make the rules", so you won't be punished if you're getting your shirt in circle.)