In less than 19 days’ time we will be boarding a mode of transport on our way to ????????, which means that it’s almost time for yet another Dodge tradition, FUNdraiser!
This event is compulsory for ALL tour-goers and ALL new exec members (but of course all members are welcome)! For those who don’t know what to expect, it’s just a good ol’ fashioned Kelsey’s circle (starting at *8pm* to fit everything in - so leave training and get there ASAP) with a couple of added twists to satisfy all of your tour-y needs:
If you’re going on tour then you must come up with something you’re willing to do / make / gift that we’ll then auction off during the circle between games, this money will then go into the tour fund for use for fun activities on tour! Make sure you let Mai-An and/or Henry know what you’ll auction off ASAP! Some previous ideas have been:
- Making a chocolate cake for the buyer for tour;
- Being a servant for the day for the buyer;
- A home-made sushi meal;
- A signed £10 note;
- “Mine” “Whose” press-ups done all tour;
- Campus accommodation post-Pop, on demand;
- Creating a dirty pint a day for the seller to drink on demand.
EXEC TOUR PLEDGES:
All members of the current exec that are going on tour have made pledges that they will perform during tour, as donations over the night build up, these pledges will be revealed.
All new exec members (i.e. those elected that have not been on exec before) will be given enough milk to make even Keys shudder. They will then attempt to drink that milk. They won’t stop attempting to drink the milk until the container is empty, as is the life of an exec member.
TOUR LOCATION REVEALED:
As with every year, some people think they know where tour is already… you probably don’t. In any case all non-exec tour-goers will get the opportunity to guess where tour is and if they’re right then they get the reward of not having to do a punishment!
If you’ve been on tour before then wear an old tour shirt, if you haven’t been on tour then wear your social shirt!
The morning after all tour-goers will need to shotgun a costume, the list of which will go up in the tour event at an early time that will be specified on the night. You will need to bring your costume with you to ???????? and will be worn for a day on tour. If you don’t come to FUNdraiser then you will not be allowed to shotgun a costume until later in the day, by which time you’ll be left with the shitty costumes – so make sure you’re there (plus why would you miss out on all of the fun?)!
- Menry Dangles x
TL;DR Kelsey’s 8pm PROMPT; send your auctions/pledges to Mai-An/Henry; old tour / social shirts; TOUR-GOERS & NEW-EXEC ATTENDANCE COMPULSORY.